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There are a number of places to purchase electric scooters and mopeds in the London area. If you are looking for some of latest designs have a look here. I got my bike from these guys and its great. No congestion charges when I go to work and cheap to run too :)
http://www.emotivelondon.co.uk
There are a number of places to purchase electric scooters and mopeds in the London area. If you are looking for some of latest designs have a look here. I got my bike from these guys and its great. No congestion charges when I go to work and cheap to run too :)
http://www.emotivelondon.co.uk
Do you know any good racist jokes?
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It can be about any group. I'm not offended by racism.
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Mexican jokes:
Why don't Mexicans play hide and seek?
-Cause nobody will look for them?
What do you call a building full of Mexicans?
-Jail
What does a mexican get 4 christmas?
-Your TV
why do mexicans put there names on their car
-so they dont steal them
what do mexicans and vending machines have in common?
-they both take your money and don't work.
What is the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?
-the elevator can raise a child
Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek?
-They don't work in the future either
Why do mexican kids walk around school like they own the place?
-Because their dads built it and their mom clean it
2 mexicans are in a car, who is driving?
-A cop
How do you stop a Mexican tank?
-Shoot the guy pushing it
What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black person?
-Somebody too lazy to steal
Why doesn't the border have electric wires?
-Because Mexicans will steal the electricity to power their house
Did you hear about the winner of the mexican beauty contest?
-Me neither
What is it when a Mexican is taking a shower?
-A miracle
A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on?
-Jail Break
What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike?
-Chase after him, it's probably yours
Black Jokes:
How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a hundred dollar bill down the street.
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
Q: What do you call a barn full of blacks?
A: Farm equipment.
Q: What do you call a group of blacks in the ocean?
A: An oil spill
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids?
A: Cocoa puffs
Q: What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A: A rotten banana
Q: What do you call Mike Tyson if he has no arms or legs?
A: Nigger, Nigger, Nigger!!!!
Q: Why are black people like jelly beans?
A: No one likes the black ones.
Q: Why are black people so good at Basketball?
A: Cause all you have to do is RUN ⦠SHOOT ⦠and STEAL
Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
They're easier to spot
Blonde jokes:
Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. You can't, they have always been like that.
Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A. Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q. How does a blonde try to kill a fish?
A. She drowns it.
Q. A blonde is going to London on a plane. How can you steal her window seat?
A. Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.
Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A. You get to park in the handicap zone.
Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Mexican jokes:
Why don't Mexicans play hide and seek?
-Cause nobody will look for them?
What do you call a building full of Mexicans?
-Jail
What does a mexican get 4 christmas?
-Your TV
why do mexicans put there names on their car
-so they dont steal them
what do mexicans and vending machines have in common?
-they both take your money and don't work.
What is the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?
-the elevator can raise a child
Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek?
-They don't work in the future either
Why do mexican kids walk around school like they own the place?
-Because their dads built it and their mom clean it
2 mexicans are in a car, who is driving?
-A cop
How do you stop a Mexican tank?
-Shoot the guy pushing it
What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black person?
-Somebody too lazy to steal
Why doesn't the border have electric wires?
-Because Mexicans will steal the electricity to power their house
Did you hear about the winner of the mexican beauty contest?
-Me neither
What is it when a Mexican is taking a shower?
-A miracle
A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on?
-Jail Break
What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike?
-Chase after him, it's probably yours
Black Jokes:
How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a hundred dollar bill down the street.
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
Q: What do you call a barn full of blacks?
A: Farm equipment.
Q: What do you call a group of blacks in the ocean?
A: An oil spill
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids?
A: Cocoa puffs
Q: What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A: A rotten banana
Q: What do you call Mike Tyson if he has no arms or legs?
A: Nigger, Nigger, Nigger!!!!
Q: Why are black people like jelly beans?
A: No one likes the black ones.
Q: Why are black people so good at Basketball?
A: Cause all you have to do is RUN ⦠SHOOT ⦠and STEAL
Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
They're easier to spot
Blonde jokes:
Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. You can't, they have always been like that.
Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A. Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q. How does a blonde try to kill a fish?
A. She drowns it.
Q. A blonde is going to London on a plane. How can you steal her window seat?
A. Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.
Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A. You get to park in the handicap zone.
Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.
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